Tuesday, January 13, 2004

Abandon all hope...

...All ye who enter here. Or at least that's how I felt when I arrived at the Olympia Leisure Centre. It looked grim and foreboding and that was just inside at the reception. I could feel am lazy chromosomes vibrating in antipathy to the resonance of all those fit people who were deeper within this fortress of fit.

I panicked. Instead of asking for the details I wanted, I looked around "nonchalantly" for a few moments and then bolted, snatching a leaflet about times and prices as I fled. Talk about wussy. However, I shall not be defeated. I shall return on the morrow, sports bag in hand and attempt to become fit and not get laughed at too badly.

Tune in again soon, same Blogg time, same Blogg channel.

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